Tuesday, April 8, 2008

WANTED:
1000 cookie award if captured alive.
aliases: Alexi-doodle, booger brains, two twooths, da crazy little monkey


Incredible consumer of food.
Also likes to eat plants, plastic bags, and pluged-in electrical cords.

Known escaped artist
Able to crawl room to room.



Does not stand being alone.
Disables adults with penetrating scream.

Quick hands set stationary objects to motion.
Prone to spills, thrills, and squeals.

If you see this person notify the proper authorities immediately!

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